You wish you had tone like mine,
No jiggle here,
Constantly tight and firm.
So tight in fact, that every movement is a workout.
Because my body is strung, like a trip wire.
I’m used to it now, so much so that I forget about it.
Until the insertion of the birth control device.
They try and try, and the door won’t open,
Because I have great tone…
You want some too?