I saw her name pop up,
that compassionate part of me thought,
She’s so isolated, I can listen.
She had a lot to say,
And very little fluidity to it,
“I was kidnapped and taken from Russia,
You are not my child,
SHE was switched at birth
And the doctor also took a few of my organs.
I was artificially impregnated last year
With Adolf Hitlar’s preserved sperm,
I am mourning because the neighbors
Injected me with clorophorm
and some other drugs,
To knock me out
To steal the baby from my womb.
Did you know herpes is actually caused
by chemical burns evaporated into the air?
And I have the cure,
Maybe I can patent it.
If people stop stalking me
and stealing my good cars.
It may be Eminem’s people trying to intimidate me,
After they stole my paintings for his music video.
I’ve died eight times now,
and I keep coming back-
I will make it back to Russia,
And if there is a war,
I promise I won’t bomb you,
I know where you are,
I’ll go around all you kids.”
Please tell your brothers and sisters
I’m not crazy.”
After 34 minutes
I was struggling to listen.
She wants me to tell my siblings,
She’s not crazy…
My head hurt,
My heart hurt,
And my sister,
The lonely child
Still trapped with her.
Wanda has been reported
At least twice,
Known on a first name basis,
By the police,
And my sister is still stuck there.