BARF ON A STICK

Me today, I am barf on a stick.

The internal thermometer I have is broken.

Hot flash city!

I am thirty-two freaking years old!

It is not menopause.

It’s my sinuses.

I know the headaches well,

The crusted eyes.

And those hot flashes.

Since it’s not menopause,

Frankly even if it were,

I refuse to pause for it.

Because,

I am thirty-freaking-two.

Paper towel to blow nose ✔

Ice water to clear gunk as it drains ✔

FLONASE ✔

Let’s do this.

Allergies be damned.

Published by sickybeat

I am a writer with an extremely active imagination. I love learning answers to questions and what makes everything and everyone tick. I am a "Unique case, medically" if nothing else. I am flawed in my extreme aversion to failure (even when "success" isn't good for me,) but have come a long way in ditching the perfectionist mindset. I like people whose default setting toward others is compassion, an open mind, and honesty

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