Super-Gluteal Muscles

Set everything up the night before,

Confident I can find footing,

In my new routine.

Wake up early, naturally.

Bathroom.

Let’s go,

Flip on the coffee,

Pour cereal and milk.

Pour coffee, add stevia.

Carry everything to the island.

There’s the phone charger,

Oh, better plug it in,

phone is almost dead.

Where is it? In the kitchen probably.

Nope,

I took it to the bathroom,

Probably put it on the sink so I didn’t drop it.

Nope,

Homework desk?

Nope,

Fridge by carelessness?

No!?

What the??

Complete the circuit 6 times.

Time to sorta panic.

I had it,

I turned off the damned alarm..

Wouldn’t it be funny,

If it were somewhere obvious?

Maybe it….

Fell onto my chair…

*digs behind back*

Oh geebuz! No,

This is worse,

Under my left cheek?

My glutes are so strong,

I don’t realize I’m sitting on it,

For half an hour!

What does it say about me

That I feel a tinge of pride?

Published by sickybeat

I am a writer with an extremely active imagination. I love learning answers to questions and what makes everything and everyone tick. I am a "Unique case, medically" if nothing else. I am flawed in my extreme aversion to failure (even when "success" isn't good for me,) but have come a long way in ditching the perfectionist mindset. I like people whose default setting toward others is compassion, an open mind, and honesty

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