No not that kind,
👊 the kind that hurts,
Well, not entirely,
Unwanted physical contact,
with intent and some degree of force.
Reading cases, I rant.
Is this lawyer trying to look ridiculous?
Wait, why the heck did they decide THAT?
OMG WHAT! COMEOOOON!
THANK GOODNESS, finally some sanity.
If, new fact pattern, than?